Suds posted - Eclaire still in an ice block after we downed Sindrogosa "Still dying over here!"
Suds posted - Phere while tanking the defense council "This will do me in"
Suds posted - On Rotface, I asked "where'd that crap (on the floow) come from" Rushe's answer "my ghoul peed"
Weazyl posted - Eclaire - More lefter. - Sindragosa
Weazyl posted - Sudsig - Click the dong. - Atramedes
Weazyl posted - Phere - OMG you guys are killing me. - Valiona and Theralion
Weazyl posted - Weezil - How did suds die? Sudsig - I wasn't paying attention while walking.
Sudsig posted - while talking, not walking. Death by vent button.
Phere posted - Me - they just typed that in chat - Weez - I didn't see it, I can't type and read at the same time
Sudsig posted - Deets while fighting (later downing Atremedes) because someone ran the wrong way with the beam (in a very calm voice) "That's not clockwise"
Phere posted - Chimaeron is dead, loot is handed out, everyone's leaving the room, Hellz is still dead and says "Not to be a bother, but can I get a rez?"
Eclaire posted - Deets: I need some mage crack! Serutan: I gave you some already 90 seconds ago Deets: Wow, I need to lay off the real life crack!
Eclaire posted - Sudsig: Divine cleave!
Sourpower posted - I am a fan of this idea. Divine cleave: After years of Neglect the Paladin has learned to both injure the enemy for 150% weapons damage to all enemies in a frontal cone, as well as heal all nearby players for 2500-3500. *Trademark of Sudsig corporations Subsidiary of Blizzard Entertainment Inc.*
Phere posted - I won't say who said it, but there was a great quote recently, "Can't fix stupid and you can't satisfy greed"
Erazkiel posted - Heard this one at work today. Said with a trailer park accent. "you are so dumb." Wait for it...... hehe
Fri night, at this time Fri was tough for Eclaire, long work hours. We knew Eclaire was AFK but decided to continue figuring she would show up just in time. Having downed Warmaster Blackhorm, a tier head dropped for priests and THEN Eclaired DCd. Turns out during the previous break she had fallen asleep on the couch. Munsta says, "nice, you even get loot when you sleep through a boss!"
So this one is more the story than the quote ...
Downing the heroic version of the boat in DS for the first time, the sapper was at half health and made it all the way to the door way but had not blown up yet. Emnia dpsing on his warrior was about to bail out and not get blown up too when Phere (while tanking ads) stunned the sapper. Emnia who almost never says anything in mumble during fights says
"Holy shit phere, you came in like a frickin pally ninja"
So Emnia gets back to attacking the half alive Sapper that likely only needed one more step before blowing up likely taking the whole boat with him. Emnia very quickly surveyed his available CDs, did what he does best and finished off "the little bastard" as Hellz calls the sapper. This was followed by ANOTHER statement in mumble by Emnia,
"Thank god for Double Time"
a warrior CD.
We subsequently celebrated our first downing of Heroic Blackwing (the boat)
Ph's mumble had a malfunction, anytime she used push to talk mumble sent out "evers, evers, evers, evers ....". Now that I read this, it was much funnier then.